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She just so happens to be sleeping next to me right now!

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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plasticghosties:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

ahhhhhhhhhhh

plasticghosties:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

ahhhhhhhhhhh

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chuckhistory:

What’s the greatest thing ever? 
This.

chuckhistory:

What’s the greatest thing ever? 

This.

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Worms: creators of earth or just good fishing bait?

Worms: creators of earth or just good fishing bait?

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jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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peterparker-spiderman:

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT COST ME 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

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peppermonster:

darthnoctem:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Loot whore.

you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss

peppermonster:

darthnoctem:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Loot whore.

you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss

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